Reddit’s Funniest Right Now — Sep 14, 2026

The internet did its job again. Here’s the funniest, top-of-the-day stuff from across Reddit — programmer humor, shower thoughts, jokes, and the occasional “technically the truth.” Every entry links straight to the original thread, so go upvote the folks who earned it.

Today’s Top Laughs

1. fNvidiaVsHailNvidia
r/ProgrammerHumor

2. I looked at my boyfriends face during sex the other day and to my surprise he looked really angry,
r/Jokes

I didn’t expect to see him watching through the window.

3. The best imitation of a natural habitat
r/Unexpected

4. hackerIRL
r/ProgrammerHumor

5. I asked my wife if I could cum in her ear.
r/Jokes

She said “No, I’ll go deaf!” I said, “That’s not true. I’ve cum in your mouth and you never shut up!”

6. Commercial
r/Unexpected

7. nahICantBeBothered
r/ProgrammerHumor

8. A WW2 veterans last dinner in Paris
r/Jokes

A bit of explanation: In 1977 I was selected to be part of the Honor Guard for anniversary ceremonies at Vimy Ridge in France. After the ceremony the Honor Guard went for supper and we were seated with a group of 25 WW1 and WW2 veterans. After the meal we were sitting having…

9. Special makeup for a special day NSFW
r/Unexpected

10. somehowLessThanIExpected
r/ProgrammerHumor

11. Guts & Balls
r/Jokes

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”. Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is…

12. alwaysPinTheVersionKids
r/ProgrammerHumor

13. I pulled out a nose hair last night to see if it hurt
r/Jokes

Judging by how fast my wife woke up screaming it seems pretty painful

14. youDidThisTooAtLeastOnce
r/ProgrammerHumor

15. A wife gets naked…
r/Jokes

and asks her husband, ‘What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?’ Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, ‘Your sense of humor.’.

Curated from each subreddit’s top posts of the day. All credit to the original posters — click through to view, upvote, and join the discussion on Reddit.