Reddit’s Funniest Right Now — Oct 25, 2026

The internet did its job again. Here’s the funniest, top-of-the-day stuff from across Reddit — programmer humor, shower thoughts, jokes, and the occasional “technically the truth.” Every entry links straight to the original thread, so go upvote the folks who earned it.

Today’s Top Laughs

1. xkcdRelevanceAgain
r/ProgrammerHumor

2. I was standing next to an extremely hot girl in Thailand
r/Jokes

I thought to myself – “Please don’t get an erection, please don’t get an erection……” But she did!

3. A person asks someone to take his picture
r/Unexpected

4. four
r/ProgrammerHumor

5. A mortuary instructor stands over a corpse in front of his new students…
r/Jokes

“Lesson one: in this job, you can’t be squeamish.” He pulls off his glove, shoves a finger up the dead man’s ass, pulls it out and sticks it in his mouth. “Your turn.” The students go pale, but one by one they line up. Each one shoves a finger up the corpse’s ass, knuckle deep,…

6. What a name!
r/Unexpected

7. technicallyCorrectFormat
r/ProgrammerHumor

8. If Lesbians drive Subarus, what kind of car does a Non-Binary person drive?
r/Jokes

They don’t care as long as it gets them/their

9. scaryHalloweenCostume
r/ProgrammerHumor

10. A man tells his doctor: “I’ve had a tapeworm for years. Nobody can get rid of it.”
r/Jokes

The doctor thinks for a moment. “Come back next week with a banana and a cookie.” Next week the man shows up with a banana and a cookie. “Drop your pants and bend over the table.” The doctor shoves the banana up his ass. Two minutes later, he shoves the cookie up there too.…

11. crazyWeek
r/ProgrammerHumor

12. A guy was out playing golf.
r/Jokes

A guy was out having a round of golf 1 day. However, he got a bit confused and couldn’t remember what hole he was on. Up ahead, he saw an attractive woman also having a round on her own. He went over to her and said “I wonder if you can help. I seem to have forgotten which hole…

13. weNeedToMakePhpIllegalItsNotMyFault
r/ProgrammerHumor

14. I borded a train at Piccadilly station. After some time, I noticed a young woman opposite me often looking my direction. At length she said, “Each time you smile, I feel like inviting you over to my place.” Surprised, I asked, “Are you single?”
r/Jokes

“No, I’m a dentist.”

15. somethingSomethingBitsInAPrivateKey
r/ProgrammerHumor

Curated from each subreddit’s top posts of the day. All credit to the original posters — click through to view, upvote, and join the discussion on Reddit.