Reddit’s Funniest Right Now — Sep 13, 2026

The internet did its job again. Here’s the funniest, top-of-the-day stuff from across Reddit — programmer humor, shower thoughts, jokes, and the occasional “technically the truth.” Every entry links straight to the original thread, so go upvote the folks who earned it.

Today’s Top Laughs

1. gimmeGimmeGimmeAManAfterMidniiiiiiiiigght
r/ProgrammerHumor

2. A woman comes out of the shower and says, “I’ve just shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
r/Jokes

The husband nods: “It means the drain is clogged again.”

3. Keep spraying
r/Unexpected

4. howToMakeAGame
r/ProgrammerHumor

5. The Wasp Expert
r/Jokes

The world’s leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop and asks the sales clerk, “Do you have European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2 ? The clerk checks the computer and says, “Yes we do, would you like to listen before you buy it?” The expert replies, “Yes, please!”…

6. Physiotherapy class
r/Unexpected

7. javascriptExperience
r/ProgrammerHumor

8. A short guy, a tall guy and fat guy walk into a bar
r/Jokes

Then a white guy, a black guy and an Asian guy walk into the bar. Hadn’t a few seconds passed that a cop, a firefighter and an EMT then walk into the bar. Entering right after comes a Priest, an Imam and a Rabbi into the bar! Gallivanting in after them, comes a blonde, a…

9. Having a little fun in the middle of class.
r/Unexpected

10. mostHealthiestProgrammer
r/ProgrammerHumor

11. I like to start sentences with “I’m not racist, but you look really nice today”
r/Jokes

They usually respond, “Well that wasn’t racist at all.” “I know, I just finished saying ‘I’m not racist’.” “You never listen. Typical of your people.” ~Demetri Martin

12. Breakfast is served
r/Unexpected

13. theGrindNeverStops
r/ProgrammerHumor

14. Lawyers are all a@@holes
r/Jokes

A man sits at a bar saying “lawyers are asshles” over and over again. Eventually, another man approaches him and asks him to stop. “Why, what do you care? Are you a lawyer?” The first man asks. “No, I’m an asshle.” He replied

15. This was personal
r/Unexpected

Curated from each subreddit’s top posts of the day. All credit to the original posters — click through to view, upvote, and join the discussion on Reddit.