Reddit’s Funniest Right Now — Sep 23, 2026

The internet did its job again. Here’s the funniest, top-of-the-day stuff from across Reddit — programmer humor, shower thoughts, jokes, and the occasional “technically the truth.” Every entry links straight to the original thread, so go upvote the folks who earned it.

Today’s Top Laughs

1. howToSneakUnderCompiler
r/ProgrammerHumor

2. Three young showgirls traveled to a remote Army camp to put on several singing and dancing shows. After performing all day, they were quite tired.
r/Jokes

Sensing that they were hungry and needed to eat, the major asked, “Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers?” “Well,” said one of the girls, “we’d like to eat something first.”

3. Can I See You In My Office?
r/Unexpected

4. harryPotterAndSecretsOfIAMPolicies
r/ProgrammerHumor

5. A travelling salesman found himself in Wales one day…
r/Jokes

…when he got hopelessly lost. He stopped at a place on the highway and walked in. Right on the counter was a sign that said, “Welcome to Eglwyswrw, please enjoy our town” with some local attractions. Forgetting for the moment his need for directions, he looked at the young…

6. Martha’s Vineyard is such a beautiful sight
r/Unexpected

7. vibeCodingIsTheNewGambling
r/ProgrammerHumor

8. My girlfriend is cheating on me with a baseball player; either a first baseman or a third baseman.
r/Jokes

Who? I don’t know.

9. Champagne Supernova
r/Unexpected

10. doYouPronouncedataAsDataOrDAtA
r/ProgrammerHumor

11. Batman wants Alfred arrested and imprisoned
r/Jokes

Batman is standing in front of Commissioner Gordon, and he’s got both his fists on Gordon’s desk. Scowling at the Commissioner, he growls “Why can’t you throw Alfred in jail?” Gordon looks up at the angry crime fighter and says, “I can’t arrest him unless you bring me proof that…

12. What could go wrong with fermentation?
r/Unexpected

13. iMissTheGoodOldDaysOfCodingwithoutAI
r/ProgrammerHumor

14. Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
r/Jokes

Because they don’t know how to join tables

15. Things Are Gonna Change, I Can Feel It
r/Unexpected

Curated from each subreddit’s top posts of the day. All credit to the original posters — click through to view, upvote, and join the discussion on Reddit.