Reddit’s Funniest Right Now — Nov 13, 2026

The internet did its job again. Here’s the funniest, top-of-the-day stuff from across Reddit — programmer humor, shower thoughts, jokes, and the occasional “technically the truth.” Every entry links straight to the original thread, so go upvote the folks who earned it.

Today’s Top Laughs

1. goingPlacesNotManagementButPlaces
r/ProgrammerHumor

2. Professor X unable to read the mind of this new girl in his school asks her, “what is your mutant power?”
r/Jokes

Newbie replies: “I can guess how many pulls on the string to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!” She points up to the fan and says: “3 pulls” Professor X stands up and pulls the fans strings 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off. Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and…

3. Nothing to worry about
r/Unexpected

4. devsAtMicrosoftRightNow
r/ProgrammerHumor

5. A teenager is sitting on a bench at a playground, swearing loudly…
r/Jokes

“Fuck me, why the hell did I do that?!” ​Suddenly, a mom runs up to him and says, “Hey, there are little kids around! Why are you cursing like that?” ​”Take a seat next to me, ma’am, let’s talk about it,” he replies. ​She sits down next to him, and the teenager say, “You know,…

6. Low Budget Influencer
r/Unexpected

7. pushToProdMakeNoMistakes
r/ProgrammerHumor

8. “How was your golf game today, dear?” asks Jack’s wife. Jack says, “I’m gonna have to quit the game. I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
r/Jokes

“Well,” says his wife, “why don’t you take my brother Scott along next time?” “But he’s eighty-five and doesn’t even play golf,” says Jack. “But Scott has perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball, and he’d enjoy riding in the cart.” So the next day Jack tees off with Scott…

9. Thanks, now I’m hungry
r/Unexpected

10. oneMansPainIsAnotherMansGain
r/ProgrammerHumor

11. Today my Magic 8-Ball told me “Outlook not good.”
r/Jokes

Did I break the Internet?

12. The answer
r/Unexpected

13. unableToOpenTeamsIsABadSign
r/ProgrammerHumor

14. A little girl was out with her grandmother…
r/Jokes

…when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. “What are they doing, grandma?” asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, “The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor.” They’re just like…

15. Street Argument, Lots of swearing!
r/Unexpected

Curated from each subreddit’s top posts of the day. All credit to the original posters — click through to view, upvote, and join the discussion on Reddit.